Women Can Do It, and So Can You!
Let’s not get started off under the wrong assumptions here. I’m not saying this is a must, and I’m not saying you need to try it. What I am saying, is if you want to spend less time on touch-ups, this might be the way to go.
HAIR
Q: Why do i want to remove my hair?
A: Because you look like a fucking asshole!
Chest, back, up here, down there, it’s all removable! Some men can pull off the chest hair if it grows in the right way. Many men don’t have that sexy Burt Reynolds look and sport patchy or thin chest hair. If you want to look better at the beach, or even just with your shirt off, try getting rid of it. If you want to stay cleaner, think about how taint hair collects nothing more than sweat, dingleberries, and toilet paper (how to wipe).
You can use a razor, electric (bodygroom), or clippers to clean up around the body, but waxing is probably going to be your best bet, and here’s why…
- It’s going to hurt. Therefore, it makes you tougher for enduring it.
- It last way longer than any other method, so you have less upkeep.
- No second day stubble. The hair grows back softer and doesn’t itch.
- Less rash like that form a razor.
- They make a solution that is heat free and ‘for men’
You should know that any product that claims to be for men, but is generally known as a womens product, is the same fucking product. Coke Zero is Diet Coke, Just for Men hair dye is the same as the shit in the Revlon box(but with far less attractive model on the box).
The Product
Nads – It goes on cool, and comes off hot. It actually uses your body heat to soften itself and grab on to those hairs. Comes with strips that just wash off when you’re done and you can re-use. All you do is apply the wax, press on the strip, rip the strip of, and run the strip under hot water to clean it.
Get it on Amazon or wherever you can find the best deal.
Note: For the bag that holds the family jewels, stick to a good sharp razor and some good plain shaving cream (what to lather).
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