Dear Bags On Board…
Nov 01Dear Bags on Board, here’s your next million dollar idea. Regardless of what color bags you sell, the last 3 bags should be a different color. That way when I’m out using your clever little fire hydrant shaped dispenser, I know that I’m going to be running out soon and to take an extra...
Shut the fuck up about HTML5 vs Flash and evolve.
Apr 05If you think HTML5 is going to kill Flash, go fuck yourself. If you’re defending Flash as the final solution to the web and think HTML5 has no chance, go fuck yourself with a jagged stick. The only real concern here, is that developers don’t know how to code in multiple languages and have pin-holed themselves to being an expert in one area; overlooking the beauty of a web...
RCN Chicago. (Suck My Balls)
Mar 03I went to the RCN comments section of their site. I was trying to play a trailer on Hulu for the new Karate Kid movie. It kept stopping. A two minute trailer kept stopping. I just started typing and this came out… WTF? http://www.speedtest.net/result/736463270.png My internet is shit again, and again, and again. Check my support calls. I’ve had a service technician come out twice, he...
The F Word (part 2)
Nov 05In a clear attempt at appeasing me, the creators of South Park have just aired their latest episode entitled ‘The F Word’ which deals with the same subject matter I was talking about last December. The episode deviates from my Internet anonymity targeted discussion and delves into the realm of Harley Davidson riders. I’ll have to agree with them 100% (even though I was...
Unordered Lists Need Headers
Oct 11Tables have <th> the property to signify the header of a table row, yet unordered lists have no way of signifying a title in their listing of information. It would be useful if there was a tag to signify the heading of such a listing of data. <uh> perhaps? Just a thought.
Laptop Buying Time
Aug 31A question I get a lot is “what laptop should I buy?” and the answer isn’t quite as simple as it may seem. What one laptop aficionado may deem necessary may differ from the next. My suggestion is to list out what you need, then what you want and finally the nice to have extras. Once you’ve gathered requirements, you can start comparative shopping. My Studio 16. I’ll...